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Televisualist: Crying All The Way To The Bank

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird May. 20th, 11:00 am

Is Michael Douglas too fabulous as Liberace? Trick question: there is no such thing.

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Televisualist: Farewell, Dwight K. Schrute

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird May. 13th, 11:30 am

Something something beet farm something something vague reference to ancestors being weird racists something something Star Trek. We'll miss you, Dwight.

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Televisualist: Improvising this Post Title Isn’t Going so Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird May. 6th, 10:00 am

This is true: Cochran (center) accurately defined the Monty Hall problem this season on "Survivor" and became our favorite Survivor ever for just that reason. (Because we're nerds.)

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Televisualist: Worry About Your Frinkin’ Prom

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Apr. 29th, 11:45 am

"So, wait, they thought people would seriously believe they PLANNED to interrupt a continuing drama right in the middle? Really?" "Apparently so." (The "Bomb Girls" girls are dubious about this.)

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Televisualist: Unhappily Ending (Not This Column, It’s a Reference)

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Apr. 22nd, 10:30 am

The "Happy Endings" Caption Guy soon fell into a depression, claiming he "had peaked" with the Dave caption. He was replaced by a caption robot three months later and eventually took his own life in shame. (Luckily, Torontoist cannot yet afford a caption robot.)

Televisualist: A Teevee Show AND A Vidya Game

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Apr. 15th, 10:20 am

"Man, this sure looks ominous. I wish I wasn't trapped in a time loop that made causality into a cruel joke." (From "Continuum.")

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Televisualist: Borgin’, Borgin’ Along

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Apr. 8th, 11:30 am

FUN FACT: Simply including a picture of Jeremy Irons (here pictured in "The Borgias") in your column makes it two hundred percent classier.

Televisualist: Now With Zero Per Cent April Fools’ Content

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Apr. 1st, 10:00 am

"Is not our unconventional family filled with love?" "Yes, but not as far as attractive marketing demographics are concerned." (Screencap from New Normal.)

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Televisualist: Tywin Lannister Is A #1 Seed

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Mar. 25th, 9:00 am

Oh yeah, just look at him, exuding power and intelligence like that. No way does Tywin Lannister go the way of a Gonzaga or Georgetown! (No, we haven't read the books - why are you looking at us like that?)

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Televisualist: Psychohistorical

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Mar. 11th, 9:00 am

You know, now that Brett isn't doing scathing, vicious cariacatures of all the worst things about television every week, we can just put up things that we like instead! Like this shot from "The Truman Show." That is art right there, people.

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Televisualist: Now With New Artistic Talent Called “Leeching From The Internet”

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Mar. 4th, 10:15 am

It's funny because Brett is too important to do original art for this column any more! Screencap from the Simpsons rerun of the week, "I Am Furious Yellow."

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Televisualist: Look At All These Celebrities All Over The Place

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett LambFeb. 25th, 1:00 pm

Dee Snider's nose-tilt exaggerated for comic effect.

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Televisualist: Seth McFarlane Is The Man AND The Dog!

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett LambFeb. 18th, 11:00 am

See, the bug represents the Academy, and the crying person represents the general public, and... okay, Brett did something in advance this week because he had to head out of town early and we just kind of winged it. Maybe pretend that this has something to do with "Swamp People," okay?

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Televisualist: Evil Demon Clock-Sucking

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird Feb. 11th, 10:00 am

See, once upon a time Keri Wilson was in a show called "Felicity," and in the second season she cut her hair, and fans hated it because it looked terrible, and this is what passed for controversial TV in 1999, people, so if you're younger than, oh, 25 you probably have zero chance of getting the reference unless you decide to watch the whole series on Netflix. (American Netflix, not Canadian Netflix.)

Televisualist: Surprisingly Uncancelled Parade!

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Photo by Brett LambFeb. 4th, 10:00 am

Brett assures us that this is incredibly funny if you imagine these guys speaking in Bronx accents.

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Televisualist: The Superest Bowl Is Your Friendship! No, Wait, That’s Wrong

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett LambJan. 28th, 1:00 pm

Brett is not pleased about last week's Court of Appeal ruling, it looks like.

Televisualist: Nerdular Nerdence

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett LambJan. 21st, 10:30 am

"King of the Nerds" does not get much better than this. Sorry.

Televisualist: The Hatewatch Begins

Each week, Torontoist examines the upcoming TV listings and makes note of programs that are entertaining, informative, and of quality. Or, alternately, none of those. The result: Televisualist.

By Christopher Bird • Illustration by Brett LambJan. 14th, 11:30 am

We swear we did not just make this up. Ruben Studdard needs your help!

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Posts Filed Under: televisualist

Televisualist: Crying All The Way To The Bank

Televisualist: Farewell, Dwight K. Schrute

Televisualist: Improvising this Post Title Isn’t Going so Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Televisualist: Worry About Your Frinkin’ Prom

Televisualist: Unhappily Ending (Not This Column, It’s a Reference)

Televisualist: A Teevee Show AND A Vidya Game

Televisualist: Borgin’, Borgin’ Along

Televisualist: Now With Zero Per Cent April Fools’ Content

Televisualist: Tywin Lannister Is A #1 Seed

Televisualist: Psychohistorical

Televisualist: Now With New Artistic Talent Called “Leeching From The Internet”

Televisualist: Look At All These Celebrities All Over The Place

Televisualist: Seth McFarlane Is The Man AND The Dog!

Televisualist: Evil Demon Clock-Sucking

Televisualist: Surprisingly Uncancelled Parade!

Televisualist: The Superest Bowl Is Your Friendship! No, Wait, That’s Wrong

Televisualist: Nerdular Nerdence

Televisualist: The Hatewatch Begins

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