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Declassified: Bagel on the Hoo Hah

In this edition of Declassified, we ruin Tim Hortons' breakfast forever.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyApr. 27th, 3:15 pm

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Declassified: Being Creepy, Being Single, Being Desperate

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

By Rachel Lissner • Illustration by Matthew DaleyApr. 13th, 3:00 pm

Declassified: Boston Crab on the Ugly Couch

In this edition of Declassified, wrestling moves and pastel upholstery go together like purity bears and pizza.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyMar. 9th, 12:15 pm

Declassified: Abusive Gay Budgies

In today's Declassified: self-conscious public-reading choices, misguided girlfriend-seekers, and a pair of bitchy birds.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Roxanne IgnatiusSep. 23rd, 4:00 pm

Declassified: Urine Sample, Nude Tanning Spot, Huge Apartment Needed

In this edition we declassify a terrible prank, a frustrated apartment hunter, and the problems facing local surfer boys

By John Semley • Illustration by Roxanne IgnatiusAug. 26th, 11:15 am

Declassified: Barely Used Coffins and Mountains of Toilet Paper

It's late summer, and in honour of what has been a true current-events shitshow, we present several thousand rolls of toilet paper, among other appropriately batty offerings.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius.Aug. 12th, 4:00 pm

Declassified: The City Hall Funnies

By Meg Campbell Jul. 14th, 9:00 am

Declassified: Indecent Exposures, Lite Brite Shirts, and More Dumb Stuff!

By John Semley Jul. 8th, 10:00 am

Declassified: Your Soy-Based Faux-Anaconda Meat Substitute

By John Semley Jun. 3rd, 11:45 am

Declassified: Gangsta Claus and Stroller Sports

By Kelli Korducki May. 6th, 4:00 pm

Declassified: We’re on a Drug. It’s Called…Ah, Nevermind

By John Semley Apr. 22nd, 1:00 pm

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Our Correspondence with the Conservative Craigslist Astroturfer

By Steve Kupferman Mar. 30th, 1:35 pm

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Craigslist Ad Seeks Clear, Concise, Conservative Astroturfers

By Steve Kupferman Mar. 28th, 4:00 pm

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Declassified: Big Top Chic, Ricky Martin, and More

By John Semley Mar. 4th, 12:30 pm

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Declassified: Clowns, Orangutans, and Sick Kitties

By Steve Kupferman Feb. 18th, 2:00 pm

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Declassified: A Time for Pantyhose and the Biebs

By Kelli Korducki Feb. 4th, 1:30 pm

Declassified: We’re Thinkin’ Arby’s…in Elvish

By John Semley Jan. 14th, 1:30 pm

Declassified: Fantail Pigeons and Ketchup Dreams

By Steve Kupferman Dec. 29th, 11:00 am

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Declassified: Sushi and Torture Porn

By Kelli Korducki Dec. 3rd, 12:00 pm

Declassified: Secessionism, Civic Swaps, Evil Dolls, and Morality for Idiots

By John Semley Nov. 12th, 10:00 am

HOT DOCS 2012

Reviews listed alphabetically:

Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry (★★★★☆) Back to the Square (★★★½☆) Beauty Is Embarrassing (★★★☆☆) Beware of Mr. Baker (★★★☆☆) Big Boys Gone Bananas!* (★★★½☆) Brooklyn Castle (★★★★½) China Heavyweight (★★★★★) Detropia (★★★★☆) Dreams of a Life (★★★★☆) El Huaso (★★★★☆) Fists of Pride (★★★☆☆) Francophrenia (Or: Don’t Kill Me, I Know Where the Baby Is) (★★½☆☆) G-Dog (★★★☆☆) Garden in the Sea (★★★☆☆) GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (★★★★☆) Herman’s House (★☆☆☆☆) Indie Game: The Movie (★★★★☆) Inocente (★★★½☆) Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet (★★★½☆) Jeff (★★½☆☆)

Reviews by star rating:

China Heavyweight (★★★★★) Brooklyn Castle (★★★★½) The Final Member (★★★★½) The World Before Her (★★★★☆) Smoke Traders (★★★★☆) Ping Pong (★★★★☆) Oma & Bella (★★★★☆) The Queen of Versailles (★★★★☆) Who Cares? (★★★★☆) Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry (★★★★☆) The Betrayal (★★★★☆) Private Universe (★★★★☆) Detropia (★★★★☆) Indie Game: The Movie (★★★★☆) El Huaso (★★★★☆) One Day After Peace (★★★★☆) Dreams of a Life (★★★★☆) GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling (★★★★☆) Big Boys Gone Bananas!* (★★★½☆) Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet (★★★½☆)

TTC Service Alerts

• ALL CLEAR: The delay southbound at Eglinton Stn has now cleared and full service has resumed on the Yonge University Spadina line. #TTC | 7:59 PM Apr 5
• Trains are currently holding southbound at Eglinton Stn due to a Passenger Assistance Alarm activated on a train. #TTC | 7:54 PM Apr 5
• ALL CLEAR: The delay southbound at Spadina and Queen has now cleared and full service on the 510 Spadina Streetcar line has resumed. #TTC | 5:50 PM Apr 5

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