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Posts Filed Under: Craigslist

Declassified: Abusive Gay Budgies

In today's Declassified: self-conscious public-reading choices, misguided girlfriend-seekers, and a pair of bitchy birds.

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Declassified: Urine Sample, Nude Tanning Spot, Huge Apartment Needed

In this edition we declassify a terrible prank, a frustrated apartment hunter, and the problems facing local surfer boys

Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist.

Declassified: Barely Used Coffins and Mountains of Toilet Paper

It's late summer, and in honour of what has been a true current-events shitshow, we present several thousand rolls of toilet paper, among other appropriately batty offerings.

Declassified: The City Hall Funnies

Declassified: Indecent Exposures, Lite Brite Shirts, and More Dumb Stuff!

Declassified: Your Soy-Based Faux-Anaconda Meat Substitute

Declassified: Gangsta Claus and Stroller Sports

Declassified: We’re on a Drug. It’s Called…Ah, Nevermind

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Our Correspondence with the Conservative Craigslist Astroturfer

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Craigslist Ad Seeks Clear, Concise, Conservative Astroturfers

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Declassified: Big Top Chic, Ricky Martin, and More

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Declassified: Clowns, Orangutans, and Sick Kitties

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Declassified: A Time for Pantyhose and the Biebs

Declassified: We’re Thinkin’ Arby’s…in Elvish

Declassified: Fantail Pigeons and Ketchup Dreams

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Declassified: Sushi and Torture Porn

Declassified: Secessionism, Civic Swaps, Evil Dolls, and Morality for Idiots

Declassified: Love and Pickled Onions

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Declassified: The Lonely Will Find No Solace Here

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Declassified: Halibut Burritos and the Art of Pranking