2014 Canadian Film Fest

  • The Royal Cinema (608 College Street)
  • All day

Except when it comes to hockey, we Canucks don’t brag about our talents nearly enough. To remedy this, the 2014 Canadian Film Fest is taking over the Royal Cinema for three days to showcase the best of our country’s up-and-coming filmmakers. Now in its eighth year, the fest boasts a diverse program of fourteen shorts, along with six feature films. Among the titles is Alec Toller’s Play the Film, making its Canadian premiere.

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Big Girl Panties

Sandra Shamas stars in Big Girl Panties. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann.

Sandra Shamas stars in Big Girl Panties. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann.

  • Buddies in Bad Times Theatre (12 Alexander Street)
  • 8 p.m.

Performer, writer, and producer Sandra Shamas provides a new perspective on the aging process with her work-in-progress, Big Girl Panties. She plays a 55-year-old woman who views middle age as a beginning rather than an end. But even though her experience is very different from those of women in previous generations, she asks why the mainstream media still treats her age group as if it didn’t exist.

Details: Big Girl Panties

Simply the Best!

  • Free Times Cafe (320 College Street)
  • 8 p.m.

Don’t overthink it: Simply the Best! is just what it sounds like—a variety show that promises to have the best stand-up, character pieces, music, and food in the city. Hosts Megan Pettit and Rhiannon Archer spearhead this evening of greatness, which includes appearances by Lianne Mauladin, Mayce Galoni, Todd Graham, Tim Gilbert, Ashley Moffatt, Marty Topps, James Hartnett, and Dan Galea.

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CineMacabre: Nurse 3D

  • Royal Cinema (608 College Street)
  • 9:30 p.m.

Rue Morgue is getting sexy with its March CineMacabre screening: the Canadian premiere of Douglas Aarniokoski’s Nurse 3D. A life-saver during the day, nurse Abby (Paz del la Huerta) spends her free time enticing—and slicing—unfaithful men. Until, that is, she sets her sights on coworker Danni (Katrina Bowden), whose lack of interest in her inspires a murderous obsession. Come for the 3D gore, stay for the horror-themed concession snacks, alcoholic beverages, and prizes!

Details: CineMacabre: Nurse 3D

Ongoing…

A Journey Into the Forbidden City

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  • Royal Ontario Museum (100 Queens Park)
  • All day

If The Forbidden City: Inside the Court of China’s Emperors has a mascot, it’s Emperor Yongzheng. The image of the 18th-century Chinese ruler dominates the promotional material of the exhibition, which is one of the centrepieces of the Royal Ontario Museum’s centennial year. His portrait certainly has visual appeal, but Yongzheng is also a figure associated with surprising elements of life within the former imperial palace.

Details: A Journey Into the Forbidden City

Dressing for Downton: The Costumes of Downton Abbey

See the costumes of Downton Abbey in real life at Spadina Museum. Image courtesy of Carnival Films.

See the costumes of Downton Abbey in real life at Spadina Museum. Image courtesy of Carnival Films.

  • Spadina Museum (285 Spadina Road)
  • All day

If a period drama has ever inspired you to visit the past, but you couldn’t because you didn’t have access to a time machine, listen up! The Spadina Museum is taking history, television, and fashion fans alike back to the Edwardian era with its “Dressing for Downton: The Costumes of Downton Abbey” exhibit. Twenty pieces from the hit show will be on display, along with the City of Toronto’s own collection of garments from the time. Attendees will also be treated to Downton Abbey–themed tours of the century home.

Details: Dressing for Downton: The Costumes of Downton Abbey

The Art of Dr. Seuss

Some of the many characters in the Dr. Seuss universe. Image courtesy of Seussville.com.

Some of the many characters in the Dr. Seuss universe. Image courtesy of Seussville.com.

  • Casa Loma (1 Austin Terrace)
  • 9:30 a.m.

You should not, would not miss this event if you’ve ever read Cat in the Hat, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, or Green Eggs and Ham. Why? The Art of Dr. Seuss is coming to Casa Loma! Presented by Liss Gallery, the exhibit features over 30 paintings, drawings, and sculptures showcasing the mind of Theodor Seuss Geisel. Come during March Break (March 8-15) to take advantage of extra-Seussy programming, including storytelling, arts and crafts, and live performances.

Details: The Art of Dr. Seuss

From Geisha to Diva: The Kimonos of Ichimaru

Ichimaru playing the shamisen. Image courtesy of the Art Gallery of Greater Victoria.

Ichimaru playing the shamisen. Image courtesy of the Art Gallery of Greater Victoria.

  • Textile Museum of Canada (55 Centre Avenue)
  • 11 a.m.

Ichimaru—once one of Japan’s most famous geishas—left the profession in the 1930s to pursue a career in entertainment. Never really leaving her past life, she became known for adorning herself in the traditional geisha garb when performing in concert or on television. “From Geisha to Diva: The Kimonos of Ichimaru” exhibits several decades’ worth of outfits and personal effects, shedding light on the woman behind the makeup.

Details: From Geisha to Diva: The Kimonos of Ichimaru

The Crucible

Arthur Miller's The Crucible is brought to the small stage. Image courtesy of University of Toronto Scarborough.

Arthur Miller's The Crucible is brought to the small stage. Image courtesy of University of Toronto Scarborough.

  • Leigha Lee Browne Theatre, U of T Scarborough (1265 Military Trail)
  • 7:30 p.m.

The senior students of U of T Scarborough’s Theatre and Performance Studies are dabbling in witchcraft with their production of Arthur Miller’s The Crucible. Set in Salem, Massachusetts, in 1692, this play reveals how quickly suspicion, prejudice, and fear can tear a community apart.

Details: The Crucible

Arrabal

Juan Cupini and Micaela Spina star in Arrabal. Photo by Eugenio Mazzinghi.

Juan Cupini and Micaela Spina star in Arrabal. Photo by Eugenio Mazzinghi.

  • Panasonic Theatre (651 Yonge Street)
  • 8 p.m.

Told through South American music and dance, Arrabal is the story of a young girl desperate to find out what happened to her father after the Argentine military made him disappear when she was just a baby. Her search leads her to the Tango clubs of Buenos Aires, where she discovers both the truth, and herself.

Details: Arrabal

The Wanderers

  • Buddies in Bad Times Theatre (12 Alexander Street)
  • 8 p.m.

You can be taken out of a war, but can you truly remove the war from within you? This question is posed in Kawa Ada’s The Wanderers, a Buddies in Bad Times production about a father and son who flee a battle-worn Afghanistan. Though they start a new life in Canada, the horrors from their homeland refuse to be left behind.

Details: The Wanderers

Eunoia

Toronto dancers make up the cast of Eunoia. Photo by Jeremy Mimnagh.

Toronto dancers make up the cast of Eunoia. Photo by Jeremy Mimnagh.

  • Harbourfront Centre, Enwave Theatre (231 Queens Quay West)
  • 8 p.m.

Christian Bök’s poem, Eunoia, plays by a certain rule: each chapter uses only one vowel throughout. Eunoia, the dance production based on the poem, works with similar restrictions. The piece explores how certain sounds create moods that influence movement. Dancer and choreographer Denise Fujiwara is at the helm of this show, which makes its world premiere at Harbourfront’s World Stage.

Details: Eunoia

Lungs Is a Breath of Fresh Air

Brendan Gall and Lesley Faulkner in Lungs at Tarragon Theatre. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann.

Brendan Gall and Lesley Faulkner in Lungs at Tarragon Theatre. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann.

  • Tarragon Theatre (30 Bridgman Avenue)
  • 8 p.m.

In Duncan Macmillan’s Lungs, on now at the Tarragon Theatre Extraspace, two people—a man and a woman in their late twenties to mid-thirties—stand on an empty stage and talk. They talk at each other, mostly, about themselves and about more abstract thoughts, as time shifts in the script propel them from pivotal moment to pivotal moment. It’s a style of theatre that can go wrong in an instant—but it can also produce a work that invigorates, or even inspires, a passion for the art form.

Fortunately, this one does the latter.

Details: Lungs Is a Breath of Fresh Air

New Ideas Festival

  • Alumnae Theatre (70 Berkeley Street)
  • 8 p.m.

For three weeks straight, the Alumnae Theatre will be obsessing over freshness even more than your local grocery store. The New Ideas Festival is taking over for another year, bringing 15 new, developing, and experimental works to the stage. Each week of the festival, five new plays with a variety of themes will find themselves on the marquee, each one ranging from 10 to 60 minutes in length.

Details: New Ideas Festival

Lord of the Flies

  • Annex Theatre (730 Bathurst Street)
  • 8 p.m.

Before Lost took over our lives, William Golding’s Lord of the Flies exposed the ugly side of human nature by marooning children on a deserted island, following a plane crash. The Randolph Academy for the Performing Arts brings the Nigel Williams adaptation of this classic novel to the Toronto stage for just five nights—get tickets while you can!

Details: Lord of the Flies

Dark Matter

Kat Letwin. Detail of a photo by Stephen Hargreaves.

Kat Letwin. Detail of a photo by Stephen Hargreaves.

  • The Storefront Theatre (955 Bloor Street West)
  • 8 p.m.

Circlesnake Productions closed out the Storefront Theatre’s 2013 season with their production of the TTC crime comedy Special Constables. Now, they’re the first full production in the space since February’s flooding, and space is where their new show is set—it’s a science-fiction adaptation of Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness. Dark Matter follows Captain Marlow as she travels to a remote space colony to confront Commander Kurtz, who’s “gone rogue.” As per their previous show, expect a show that translates film’s big-budget effects into highly physical staging for the small stage.

Details: Dark Matter

Marry Me a Little Not Quite Enough

Elodie Gillett and Adrian Marchuk play ill-fated lovers in Marry Me a Little. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann.

Elodie Gillett and Adrian Marchuk play ill-fated lovers in Marry Me a Little. Photo by Cylla von Tiedemann.

  • Tarragon Theatre (30 Bridgman Avenue)
  • 8 p.m.

In line with Tarragon Theatre‘s theme for it 2013/2014 season– “Love, Loss, Wine and the Gods”—the company is currently presenting two one-act plays that document the journey of two very different romantic relationships. The first, in the Tarragon Extra Space, is Duncan MacMillan’s brilliant Lungs, which receives an equally brilliant production from director Weyni Mengesha and actors Lesley Faulkner and Brendan Gall. Lungs is a touching and entertaining portrayal of a couple in love—but above all, it’s honest. It’s that honesty that the show next door in the Tarragon Mainspace, Stephen Sondheim’s song cycle Marry Me a Little, is lacking.

Details: Marry Me a Little Not Quite Enough

Into the Woods

  • George Ignatieff Theatre (15 Devonshire Place)
  • 8 p.m.

We grew up with stories that ended with “and they lived happily ever after,” but what actually happens during that glossed-over period of time? Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine answer this burning question in their musical Into the Woods. The Trinity College Dramatic Society brings this re-imagining of “Cinderella,” “Rapunzel,” “Jack and the Beanstalk,” and other such fairy tales to the small stage for a short run of just five nights.

Details: Into the Woods

Scratching Our Heads Over 6 Essential Questions

Mina James, Richard Zeppieri,  Elizabeth Saunders, and Maggie Huculak. Photo by Joanna Aykol.

Mina James, Richard Zeppieri, Elizabeth Saunders, and Maggie Huculak. Photo by Joanna Aykol.

  • Factory Theatre (125 Bathurst Street)
  • 8 p.m.

Going into a play with no prior knowledge of the characters, plot, setting, or theatrical style can be a very liberating exercise—most of the time. However, for 6 Essential Questions, on now at Factory Theatre, that approach is highly discouraged.

The play is the theatrical debut of author-turned-playwright Priscila Uppal, and has been adapted from her acclaimed memoir Projection: Encounters With My Runaway Mother, which recounts a trip to Brazil during which she briefly reunited with the mother who’d abandoned her 20 years before. The play follows the same basic storyline, but that becomes clear only about halfway through the 90-minute performance. Uppal’s approach to playwriting appears to be heavy on the poetry and metaphor, and light on context and basic exposition. That can be fine, as long as the audience has a basic understanding of the world being explored, which sadly isn’t the case here.

Details: Scratching Our Heads Over 6 Essential Questions