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The Rob Ford Radio Recap: Star Wars

Every Sunday, Mayor Rob Ford and his brother, Doug, host The City, a two-hour talk show on Newstalk 1010. We listen so you don't have to.

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Rob and Doug Ford in the studio. Photo courtesy of Newstalk 1010.

The big news story last week was obviously the Toronto Star’s detailed investigation into Rob Ford’s alleged problems with substance abuse. Thus far, Ford’s office has not debunked any of the article’s facts. Instead, it has chosen to unleash ad hominem attacks on those involved, like the Star and (former?) ally Paul Ainslie (Ward 43, Scarborough East). With Rob busy at the Beaches Easter Parade, what tack will Doug take? Find out next!

1:07: Happy Easter, folks! Happy Passover! Doug tells us Rob personally pays for thousands of Easter eggs. What a guy, sharing his millionaire wealth by buying chocolate.

1:08: Doug, on City Hall: “Folks, another exciting week at the O.K. Corral, or the zoo, as I call it. There’s no lack of attacks on our buddy Rob Ford or his agenda.”

1:09: Doug says there’s nothing he and Rob like more than being out there with the people. After all, Rob is the Mayor of all the people, Doug adds. He goes on to say that at the Good Friday procession in Little Italy, the number-one comment he heard was “**** the Star.” People, this is not proper Good Friday language. Jesus would be sad.

1:10: Doug argues that the Star wanted to kill the Fords politically the moment Rob announced an end to the gravy train. Of course, it was when Michael Cooke became editor of the Star in 2009 that the paper started running front-page coverage of Sandra Bussin’s decision to charge a bunny suit for the Beaches Easter Parade to her office expense account, along with other Rob Ford–friendly news. But whatever, let’s not let reality get in the way of our fun.

1:12: Doug draws a Rosie DiManno-worthy analogy: the Star, he says, is at war with Rob. But don’t worry, the people of Toronto are ammunition for the Fords. Pew pew! Pew pew!

1:14: Doug Ford is now reading Michael Cooke’s Wikipedia profile, presumably because he is completing a grade-five assignment: “The Person I Hate the Most.” He reads a Cooke quotation about newspaper rivalries: “We put our foot on their throat every day and press down till their eyes bulge and leak blood, but still they won’t die. We just have to keep at it till they do die.” This, says Doug, is indicative of the Star‘s character.

Okay, let’s play this game.

“Every single day I knock on doors and I tell Rob—they know you, they love you. Rob could commit murder on the steps of City Hall and they would still vote for him.” –Doug Ford

Oh, this is a fun game! Say more things, Doug.

1:15: Doug blames Cooke for using tabloid-style journalism in Chicago. I agree, tabloid journalism is hellish.

1:16: Doug points to Torstar’s decline in revenue as a sign that the Star’s tactics aren’t working. Actually, Star readership is up, although advertising is down across the board in print media. Torstar’s particularly bad quarter was due in part to romance publisher Harlequin not meeting expectations, as Fifty Shades of Grey dominated the market. I guess we should be thankful we aren’t listening to Doug discussing Fifty Shades of Grey.

1:16: Doug, foe of irony, says that the people see through personal attacks, and so the Star’s journalism won’t work.

1:19: Doug says the Toronto Star hates Toronto being open for business and getting rid of gravy and puppies and kittens. Whoa, it all makes sense now.

1:20: Former heavyweight boxer George Chuvalo, who once fought Muhammad Ali at Maple Leaf Gardens, joins the show. He was given the key to the city by the mayor last Tuesday, a ceremony that was marred by the fact that the mayor did not address the substance-abuse allegations beforehand. With that said, Chuvalo has a remarkable story, both athletic and personal, and is worthy of attention and admiration.

1:42: Doug says he “loves this song,” referring to “YMCA.” “It’s the old disco song, isn’t it?” he adds.

1:43: We are now talking pandas. I hope there are panda puns.

1:45: Doug says the pandas are sure to be a hit, as Toronto has a sizable Chinese population. No Doug, pandas are sure to be a hit because they’re super adorable, okay?

2:00: There was only one panda pun in that segment. These are not my people.

2:05: Councillor Peter Milczyn (Ward 5, Etobicoke-Lakeshore) is now on the show, and he and Doug are discussing the City’s harmonized zoning by-law process. While Milczyn doesn’t make for the most exciting radio, he has provided some of the best policy discussions on this show in the past.

2:15: Rob calls in from the Beaches Easter Parade, where he is presumably throwing chocolate into the crowd. Doug admonishes him to not slip on any eggs; last year Rob threw out his back at this parade.

2:25: Richard from Milton calls in, and wants Doug to run for Premier of Ontario. No, Richard, no.

2:32: It’s Pat on line two, and Doug lets him know that he’s on the number-one talk show in this time slot in the country. I’m not sure if that’s true, but I do know that when I researched this recent Grid graphic I learned that in December the show rated eighth in Toronto among all formats in that time slot. So there’s that.

Pat says Rob and Doug are the antithesis of politicians, and he’s glad they’re around to deal with the nuts on council and downtown elites.

2:37: Doug is calling out Metrolinx, saying that the agency is going to destroy Sheppard and Eglinton Avenues. He implores the mighty Ford Nation to get in touch with their councillors.

2:38: Doug, speaking in defense of Mike Harris, somehow gives Rob’s promise to build subways as an example of how the mayor is as good as the former Premier. (Harris, it might be mentioned, cancelled the already-under-construction Eglinton line when he took office.)

2:42: Doug gives Rob credit for increasing funding to the arts. In fact, this was due to a decade-long grassroots initiative aimed at using billboard-tax proceeds for the purpose.

2:45: Doug says a journalist called an old work associate and asked all sorts of questions about Rob, their brother Randy, and their sister. “Is that journalism?” asks Doug. Yes, Doug, it is.

2:50: A caller unleashes a great Fordian slip, referring to Ward 34’s councillor as Denzil Minion-Wong. For what it’s worth, my auto-correct changes the councillor’s name to Senile Unnamed-Wrong, which has caused some funny texts to editors.

2:53: Doug, on Toronto’s alt-weekly: “NOW is just a disgusting magazine. I would be embarrassed to be seen reading it.” Join Raccoon Nation, Doug! We have illustrations and fantasy subway maps and everything.

3:00: God bless Ford Nation, God bless every one in the city, says Doug, somehow echoing A Christmas Carol on Easter.

Today was the Doug Ford show, and he didn’t disappoint. He was loud, opinionated, and very passionate about the Toronto Star. Classic Doug, always saying things. As always, thanks for reading, Raccoon Nation.

Four out of five Atkinson Principles.

Comments

  • pretzelz

    Doug Ford is pretty loose with the facts.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Flontek/100003898558870 Justin Flontek

      So is rob.

    • http://twitter.com/TrueNorth32 Chris Oster

      Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

  • PierreNick

    “Doug says the pandas are sure to be a hit, as Toronto has a sizable Chinese population”

    … Keep it up, Doug..

    • kersplatt

      Oh for sure. I know I’m more interested in going to zoos when they’re showing off animals from my ancestral country. So… reindeer I guess.

    • Lloyd_Davis

      Doug, Doug, Doug, don’t you ever listen to your brother? “Those Oriental people” are too busy working “like dogs” and “slowly taking over” to look at pandas.

  • iSkyscraper

    This would all be fine and good, were Doug not an elected representative. I can’t believe he can say this crap and get away with it. Can anyone think of another elected official in the US or Canada who has an amateur hobby imitating Rush Limbaugh? I mean, there’s this idiot, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t host a radio show while in office:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Berry_(radio_host)

  • selonmoi

    Newstalk should be ashamed for giving the mayors their own radio show. It allows them to get out their message, without ever facing a challenging question out dissenting view. That is not supposed to be the role of the media in a functioning democracy.

    • andrew97

      Not disagreeing with you, but didn’t Adam Giambrone have a TV show when he was chair of the TTC?

      • tyrannosaurus_rek

        I never watched On the Rocket, but did he have free reign over that show? Did he use it as a bully pulpit to attack political rivals and dissenting journalists?

        • andrew97

          I never watched it either, but giving politicians their own TV show has always struck me as demagogueish. However they choose to use it.

      • mark_dowling

        You’re right and he shouldn’t have. Politicians should not interview, they should be interviewed by professional journalists (that doesn’t mean you LeDrew)

  • Jacob

    “Doug says the Toronto Star hates Toronto being open for business and getting rid of gravy and puppies and kittens. Whoa, it all makes sense now.”

    This should just like North Korea’s “News” saying “America hates North Korea because it’s a worker’s paradise.”

  • Steveinto

    “Doug says there’s nothing he and Rob like more than being out there with
    the people. After all, Rob is the Mayor of all the people”

    I would say 2/3 of Toronto’s population is still waiting for him Rob to recognize that they exist.

  • Don

    CFRB 1010 has always been a hard line conservative station and it is no surprise they gave the Ford brothers a soap box to blow hot air from.
    But you know many Torontonians couldn’t care less what the Fords have to say and few people listen to 1010 anyway because they are well known for one sided views.

  • Gowda

    “Doug says there’s nothing he and Rob like more than being out there with
    the people. After all, Rob is the Mayor of all the people”

    Only if the people don’t interfere with football practice. I’m sure Ford rushed to the passengers he had thrown off a bus on that cold rainy day to say hello.

  • Ramond

    The Toronto Star always gives the Ford trwins a good working over and exposes them for the creeps they are.
    It’s very entertaining !
    The Fords are a little thuggish but that’s part of their charm and the reason they are so entertaining.

  • Yessirree

    I bet the the Ford’s show and the social media buzz that follows it is very good for 1010′s ratings overall.

  • He’s right for once

    I can’t say that I disagree with Doug when he says NOW is a disgusting magazine. They’re about as fair and balanced as The Sun.

    The rest of the stuff however…

    • dsmithhfx

      There’s nothing wrong (or “disgusting”, as you put it, or illegal) with this or that media outlet being ‘unfair’ and/or ‘unbalanced’. Actually, that’s the norm; some are less subtle about it. What’s wrong, and disgusting, and quite possibly illegal is for an elected politician who presumably now represents everyone to be given unfettered access to a media outlet to broadcast a narrow point of view and in effect engage in constant electioneering, when the intent of the the Elections Act is clearly to prevent that.

    • tyrannosaurus_rek

      Being “fair and balanced” in the media isn’t a good thing. Objective, detached, sure, but “fair and balanced” means treating the most ignorant, harmful, and unsupported position as equal in value. “Fair and balanced” is the backdoor that lets fringe groups elbow their way to the front of the line so they can claim the sky is brown and cry censorship and oppression if anyone disagrees. It elevates bias and opinion to the status of fact and evidence.

  • newsobserver

    Doug Ford [typically] used Michael Cooke’s New York newspaper quote wildly out of context. Besides, in that instance Cooke spoke a little too soon. In less than a year the New York Post had its foot on his throat and he shuffled back to Chicago with his tail between his legs.

  • http://twitter.com/switcherdawna DawnaTraceyArmstrong

    Geees, I wish I could have been at the Easter parade and lovingly could throw some eggs at Rob Ford.