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Declassified: Something’s Missing

In this week's Declassifed: candle hugging and sexy house-sitting.

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Have you ever considered a career in candle huggery?

Candle Hugger

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No need for a meltdown, eh? Okay, there are a million puns we could have made about this one, but we’re still wondering what exactly candle hugging is and how one gets references for it (and steady work, for that matter). Also, nice sass.


Broin’ Through the Ages

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Do any of the age-old techniques of being a bro stand the test of time? Ask the Time Traveler’s Wife how she feels about it.


BlackBerry

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I think we’re all taking a lot of creative liberties by referring to this as a “Blackberry.” Yeah, it’s pretty shitty.


Home Alone, Kind Of

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This is weird and creepy, but it still has nothing on that pottery scene from “Ghost.” Gross. Ugh.

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.

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  • Guest

    I couldn’t help but google it… Candle-hugging 101. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI4FvxU_Xs (And if that really wets your whistle, there’s another video by the same person on how to hug a three-wick candle).

  • disqus_Xn89IwWa8E

    seriously, how hard is it to google “candle hugging”?