In this edition, we solemnly declass fleshes, flushes, and darling wives named Amy.
Sure, on first glance this may appear to be a misguided plea for friendship. In reality, it’s probably a social experiment (like Ikea!). Your response might get this “23-year-old” tenure at some university.
“No Semen was ever in it.” For those wondering what the least convincing disclaimer in the history of classifieds might be, we may have a winner.
It takes all kinds.
Hey, at least she isn’t shopping for deodorant made of sirloin.
…except the guy selling the used Fleshlight. No blessings for him.