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Declassified: Blessings, Collector Toilets, and an Almost-New Fleshlight

In this edition, we solemnly declass fleshes, flushes, and darling wives named Amy.



My5

Sure, on first glance this may appear to be a misguided plea for friendship. In reality, it’s probably a social experiment (like Ikea!). Your response might get this “23-year-old” tenure at some university.


Gently-Used Fleshlight

“No Semen was ever in it.” For those wondering what the least convincing disclaimer in the history of classifieds might be, we may have a winner.


Toilet Collector

It takes all kinds.


Scalding Apathy

Hey, at least she isn’t shopping for deodorant made of sirloin.


Bless this Mess

…except the guy selling the used Fleshlight. No blessings for him.

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to declassified@torontoist.com.

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