It’s election day today! So go vote. If you don’t vote, nobody will ever truly love you and you will die alone and unmourned. This is a statistical fact.
In further Ontario election news, the party leaders all make their final claims as to why you should vote for their party here, and none of them make the argument that they deserve your vote for being the whitest guy in Ontario, because all of them are tied.
In other election news, Danny Williams and the Progressive Conservatives thump the Liberals in Newfoundland’s provincial election but hard. (Insert stereotypical joke about twee Newfoundlander fishermen here. Use of “I’s The Bye That Rocks The Boat” optional.)
Condo building in Toronto is really intense. In other news: Pope still Catholic, Lance Bass still gay, Blue Jays still not in playoffs.
Kiefer Sutherland gets 48 days in jail for drunk driving. Luckily, it will all play out in real time and Sutherland’s lawyers successfully plea-bargained for a little machine going “boop, BEEP, boop, BEEP” in the background.
And the Leafs were absolutely humiliated by the Carolina Hurricanes last night. Carolina scored seven goals. Torontoist repeats: seven goals. What the hell, Leafs.
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