Streeter: Okay Blue Jays Edition

In the nosebleeds at a Jays game on Friday night. Curtis Thigpen is at bat.

Bored Guy: If you re-arrange the letters in "Thigpen," you get "Hip Gent."

Bored Girl: ...Or Thin Peg!

Bored Guy: Or...Penthig.

(The mother sitting in front of Bored Guy and Girl leans back in her seat.)

Mother, whispering to her sons: You know, if the people behind us had a life, they would not be making fun of that guy's name.

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