Newsstand: February 9, 2010
Duly Quoted: Adam Giambrone
Adam Giambrone and Our Need for Political Wives
Bob Kinnear isn't Greg Kinnear
Scale Model City, Actual-Size Grime
In the nosebleeds at a Jays game on Friday night. Curtis Thigpen is at bat.
Bored Guy: If you re-arrange the letters in "Thigpen," you get "Hip Gent."
Bored Girl: ...Or Thin Peg!
Bored Guy: Or...Penthig.
(The mother sitting in front of Bored Guy and Girl leans back in her seat.)
Mother, whispering to her sons: You know, if the people behind us had a life, they would not be making fun of that guy's name.
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