Finally, the OPP got Facebook! Unfortunately, it's not what you think; they're not spending their time friending, poking, and tagging. No, they're up to serious business... they're "fighting parties" in Tillsonburg, Ontario (best known for hosting the 2007 Purina National Dog Show).
In an "emerging investigative technique," the police are scouring the profiles of unsuspecting Tillsonburg youths, looking for parties to crash. But don't worry, they don't "object to parties" in general. They're only out to break up those involving "possible underage drinking, drug use and trespassing on private property." So, in other words, they object to parties in general. This is Tillsonburg we're talking about. How else do you expect these kids to get their kicks? (Although we hear those Purina afterparties can get pretty crazy!)
One of the parties that concerned the police had 700 people on the invite list (25 percent of the entire school population), and the invitation page featured a picture of "passed-out partygoers lying on a debris-strewn field." Hey, now you know why Tillsonburg was voted by the National Post as number 75 on the top 100 places to visit in Canada!
Photo by lisermac from the Torontoist Flickr Pool.
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I don't get the title... Since when do the OPP clear the snow? Are you maybe confusing them with the army?
This makes me sad: it sounds like it was gonna be a sweet party (if you're a small-town youth)! This will teach them to make the event invite-only next time *rolleyes*
"Ya down with OPP?" Yeah you know me!
Probably because the last time teenage parties were in the headlines, someone was fatally stabbed.
Umm, did no one else notice that hot piece of ass, blatantly showin' off her hawt piece of ass?
It's hawt.
Once I get to Tillsonburg, how do I find the party?