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Garbage Penalties For Big Wasters, Pitfield In Debt, Stolen Cola At College Park

Residential property taxes have skyrocketed this year, almost twice the rate of inflation. To lessen the blow, the city is considering a plan to set “pay-as-you-throw” fees for household waste pickup that would be integrated into your water bill. A standard-size garbage bin would cost $4 per month for weekly pickup, but the fee would increase with a special larger bin. There would be no penalty for additional recycling and compost pickup.
Liberal MPP Kim Craitor wants to sell Ontario-manufactured beer and wine in convenience stores, but Dalton McGuinty’s all like, “Are you kidding? Some convenience stores can’t even sell lottery tickets without screwing it up, why would we trust them with liquor?”
Jane Pitfield is $250,000 in the hole after losing last November’s mayoral election. That’s a one-two punch in the face. She’s holding a gala fundraiser at the Crowne Plaza hotel tomorrow night with special guest Gordon Lightfoot. Invite your friends!
Torontoist’s Tip of the Day: The only things worse than having poop thrown at you is throwing poop at someone and then having your name and career dragged through the dirt for years to come.
A puppy named Cola was stolen from outside College Park last Thursday, and two teenage girls are the suspected dog-nappers. In defense of the miscrea-ettes, the owner did leave the puppy tied to a bike post for 5 minutes while they bought groceries at Dominion. Tying your property to a bike post in this city is like asking to have it stolen.
Photo courtesy of William Self in the Torontoist Flickr Pool.

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  • Marc Lostracco

    The Star article (Starticle?) on the Pantalone flung feces fiasco says that they can’t say more about the poop because it will identify the kid, but I’m so-o-o curious…human or otherwise? Fresh or old? Bare hand or not? Did it hit the target? And who flings poo at someone else other than chimpanzees?

  • Chris Taylor

    Those are my questions too, Marc. I don’t think I could be convinced to bare-hand chuck poo at somebody no matter how angry I was. =)

  • http://www.newmindspace.com Kevin Bracken

    Maybe the title of this post should be JOE PANTALONE’S SISTER THROWS POO AT CHILD. Just sayin’ :)

  • Robis

    That’s a pretty bad tip of the day, Torontoist. I’m not at all convinced that it’s worse to be dragged through dirt than it is to be pummelled with poo.

  • snailspace

    Whoohoo! Poop thread!
    Seriously. W…T…F compels you to fling poo at a kid? Was it reciprocal? Damn. Someone has got to bust the rest of this story’s details wide open . . .

  • Steph

    Other media outlets seem to mention that it was human doo-doo. The other details are so scant it’s hard to know what to think. Maybe the kids took a crap on her lawn and she threw it at them on a whim. Or maybe it’s her poo. Who knows.

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