By Ron Nurwisah, Boy Reporter

The always sharp-eyed J. Kelly Nestruck found out that Paul Martin has been moonlighting as a Caltech physicist. Well, according to the Onion anyway.
The mug of our former PM was used to illustrate a story about a bunch of physicists who “successfully split the bill.”
We’d like to see that infamous photo of Jean Chretien as the Shawinigan Strangler used by the Onion.