Posts Filed Under: Relief Line

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Suggestions for Norm Kelly’s Future 6ix Dad Merch

Relief Line is your not-so-serious glance at the city we love.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambFeb. 2nd, 1:45 pm

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All the Things Toronto Could (and Should) Do With Trump Tower

Kevin O'Leary Tower, anyone?

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambJan. 19th, 11:55 am

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Exciting New Revenue Streams for a Cash-Strapped Toronto

If City Council wants to balance the budget so badly, maybe advertising on Airbnb will help.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambJan. 5th, 4:00 pm

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I Ate Your Stupid Christmas Tree Lights and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It: Local Squirrel

A chaos-loving squirrel writes an op-ed that explains everything that goes bad in Toronto.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambDec. 22nd, 4:30 pm

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A Beginner’s Guide to Electoral Reform

So many options: the Thunderdome, a staring contest, picking a name out of a hat.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambDec. 8th, 12:45 pm

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How to Survive Winter in Toronto

Oh god, it's that time of year again.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambNov. 24th, 10:45 am

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A Very Spooky Story: The 506 To Hell

It may have reeked of death and been engulfed in fire, but it still had plenty of seats available.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambOct. 27th, 1:15 pm

Here’s Why The Toronto Blue Jays Are Everything

Time, space, physics, hockey—the Jays can conquer it all.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambOct. 13th, 5:15 pm

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All the Toronto Public Library Services Doug Ford Can Use While Writing His Book

Some special service journalism for local author-to-be Doug Ford.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambSep. 29th, 1:15 pm

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Every Type of Person You See at TIFF

Meet the TIFF ensemble.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambSep. 15th, 1:45 pm

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Students Should Learn About Sex Ed From Everyone *Except* Teachers

That creepy kid Donny has all the answers!

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambSep. 1st, 4:00 pm

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CNE Rides, Games, and Attractions for Overly Anxious People

Or, how to avoid dreaded teenagers.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambAug. 18th, 10:30 am

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A Preview of What Toronto’s Totally Desperate and Predictable 2028 Olympic Bid Could Look Like

How else can we be certified as a World Class City?

By Richard Light • Illustration by Dasha ZolotaAug. 4th, 10:30 am

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An All-Too-Real Fake History of Toronto Transit

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambJul. 25th, 10:00 am

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Everyone You Will Meet in Trinity Bellwoods Park This Summer

No trip to Trinity Bellwoods is complete without a slackliner sighting.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambJul. 7th, 2:30 pm

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An Open Letter to the Leafs’ Number One Draft Pick

You have no idea what's in store for you, rookie.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambJun. 23rd, 11:00 am

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Nine Imagined iPhone Apps Every Torontonian Needs

Bike lanes? Gentrification? John Tory's day in a nutshell? There's an app for that.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambMay. 12th, 9:00 am

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The Complete List of Bombardier’s Excuses for the Delayed New Fleet of Streetcars

Honestly? We just assumed the TTC was not overly concerned with streetcars arriving on time.

By Richard Light • Illustration by Brett LambApr. 28th, 1:00 pm