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Declassified: Something’s Missing

In this week's Declassifed: candle hugging and sexy house-sitting.

By Rachel Lissner • Illustration by Matthew DaleyFeb. 4th, 12:30 pm

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Declassified: Spilled Drinks and a Beautiful Sea of Bliss

This edition of Declassifed examines (erotic?) hair-washers, drink-spillers, essay non-writers and more.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyNov. 23rd, 3:45 pm

Declassified: Dropping the Bomb and Other Truths

In this week's Declassified, we see Torontonians airing things out.

By Rachel Lissner • Illustration by Matthew DaleyNov. 9th, 2:30 pm

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Declassified: Birds, Beauties, Beanies, and Blades

This edition of Declassified celebrates collections and secretions.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyOct. 12th, 4:15 pm

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Declassified: If The Shoe Fits, and Other Tales of Compatibility

By Rachel Lissner • Illustration by Matthew DaleySep. 28th, 4:00 pm

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U of T Student and Pig Seek Downtown Apartment

Toronto's rental apartment market is difficult to crack—especially if your household pet is unusual.

By Steve Kupferman • Photos by Lodoe Laura Haines-WangdaSep. 25th, 1:15 pm

Declassified: Cheaters, Sexting(!), and Poo

In this edition of the things we declass: love, lust, and the number of fun that comes right after one.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyAug. 31st, 5:00 pm

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Declassified: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

By Rachel Lissner • Illustration by Matthew DaleyJul. 6th, 2:30 pm

Declassified: The Balls Edition

Because nothing says "summertime" like testicles.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyJun. 8th, 2:30 pm

Declassified: Bagel on the Hoo Hah

In this edition of Declassified, we ruin Tim Hortons' breakfast forever.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyApr. 27th, 3:15 pm

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Declassified: Being Creepy, Being Single, Being Desperate

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

By Rachel Lissner • Illustration by Matthew DaleyApr. 13th, 3:00 pm

Declassified: Boston Crab on the Ugly Couch

In this edition of Declassified, wrestling moves and pastel upholstery go together like purity bears and pizza.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew DaleyMar. 9th, 12:15 pm

Declassified: Abusive Gay Budgies

In today's Declassified: self-conscious public-reading choices, misguided girlfriend-seekers, and a pair of bitchy birds.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Roxanne IgnatiusSep. 23rd, 4:00 pm

Declassified: Urine Sample, Nude Tanning Spot, Huge Apartment Needed

In this edition we declassify a terrible prank, a frustrated apartment hunter, and the problems facing local surfer boys

By John Semley • Illustration by Roxanne IgnatiusAug. 26th, 11:15 am

Declassified: Barely Used Coffins and Mountains of Toilet Paper

It's late summer, and in honour of what has been a true current-events shitshow, we present several thousand rolls of toilet paper, among other appropriately batty offerings.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius.Aug. 12th, 4:00 pm

Declassified: The City Hall Funnies

By Meg Campbell Jul. 14th, 9:00 am

Declassified: Indecent Exposures, Lite Brite Shirts, and More Dumb Stuff!

By John Semley Jul. 8th, 10:00 am

Declassified: Your Soy-Based Faux-Anaconda Meat Substitute

By John Semley Jun. 3rd, 11:45 am