The Emergency Monologues is an evening of shock-horror comedy during which EMS ambulance driver Morgan Phillips turns true on-the-job stories into a stand-up routine. Be warned: you may hear such tales as the one about the man who cut off his own penis, the girl who got her leg caught in a bike, and more. Evalyn Parry will be opening. Check out the clip above to see what you might be in for.

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