A new initiative, Tell Me Something Good: A Sexy Storytelling Slam, is looking for unabashed souls willing to go public with their naughtiest anecdotes for the chance to win prizes. Ten volunteers will be chosen to perform, and they’ll be adjudicated by She Does the City columnist Prima Feminista, and I’d Tap That events co-organizer Jesse Rae West. The only rules are that stories must touch on the theme of “beginnings,” be under five minutes, not written down, and completely true!

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