At long last, Toronto has something to crack wise about again. (Bonus: it isn't miserably depressing!)
Since the new mayor took office, the world has been sorely deprived of surreal Toronto news stories. Deprived, that is, until this week’s announcement of a mystery tunnel in a wooded area near the York University campus, which has news outlets from the Guardian to NPR to Vice on the case. And, naturally, Twitter is on it too.
If you built a tunnel near the Rexall Centre in #Toronto give us a call, k? 416-808-2222
— Chris Boddy (@TPSChrisBoddy) February 24, 2015
Mystery solved… tunnel being dug by Ford as he tries to build a subway to an undisclosed neighbourhood in Etobicoke pic.twitter.com/enu7XVqUxu
— Adam Vaughan (@TOAdamVaughan) February 25, 2015
— Thomas Evers (@thomaus) February 24, 2015
I would say 90% of my twitter time is now spent searching for #tunnel answers.
— Dylan Reibling (@dylanreibling) February 25, 2015
— Tabatha Southey (@TabathaSouthey) February 24, 2015
some people would do anything to get out of york university http://t.co/bErfjxv6ED
— chris randle (@randlechris) February 23, 2015
Okay, Mystery Tunnel solved. A wormhole kind of thing. Aliens were going to use it to watch tennis at the Rexall Centre without paying.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 25, 2015