It is a glorious tree.
|LOCATION:||Bloor Street East and Parliament Street|
|PHOTO BY:||Jonathon Rivait|
|FIELD NOTES:||If you’ve been pining for a tree-themed Vandalist, today is a lucky day fir you—we’ve finally branched out! We’re going out on a limb because we figure it’s time to spruce things up around here. Yup, we thought yew were sickamore non-tree-related graffiti so we’re leafing all that alone. Trees are so poplar and we’re so frond of the them that today we’re ficusing on this piece. We hope you’re oak-ay with this decision, readers. If you’re knot, it maple-ase you to know that things will be less shady next week. That said, if you think this is a mis-teak, you can kiss our ash. You can try to shrub it off but it walnut change a thing. Everything we’ve redwood indicate that trees are loved by alder readers, so if you feel like you’re being t-orchard you need to get to the root of your problem. And if you’re still stumped maybe it’s time for-rest. Log out for a bit, and we can all live sappily ever after.