Vandalist: Luke, I Am Your Investment Banker
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Vandalist: Luke, I Am Your Investment Banker

The Death Star isn't going to fund itself.

darth vader

BY: Unknown
LOCATION: Financial District
PHOTOS BY: Jason Cook
FIELD NOTES: If you’re a regular reader of Vandalist, you know we love our puns. A lesser known fact is that we also love Star Wars. We thought this piece was a good opportunity to combine those two loves. Boy were we wrong. Unfortunately, we know next to nothing about finances and banking (if we did, this column would be called “Financialist”) and the puns are suffering. Get more bang for your Chew-BUCK-a. Deposit your money at the Jar Jar Banks. Greed(o) is good. Princess Leia-bilities. It’s all really quite sad. We must have some readers who like Star Wars, puns, and money, who can do better than this! Help us, readers, you’re our only hope.

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