Declassified: Bagel on the Hoo Hah

In this edition of Declassified, we ruin Tim Hortons' breakfast forever.

By Kelli Korducki • Illustration by Matthew Daley

Exploring the magic and madness of mailboxes, self-help, and undergarments, so that you don’t have to.

Because condiments only do so much?

Somewhere, Judy Blume is crying.

Women secretly laugh at 2,819-word-long Craigslist posts.

“Candidate must be reliable.” But, like, don’t moan like Frankenstein too, ’kay?

In which we are narrowly spared a crass double entendre about stuffing boxes.

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to [email protected].