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Declassified: Hot Mormons and Lost Kitties
In which Craigslisters attempt to follow their hearts.
Some missed connections are destined to remain missed. Not that we blame this guy for trying to bag himself a clean-cut dude in a nice pair of slacks.
This post has to be a fake, right? “Da kind u only read about in books by an author” is too good to have been written by someone who actually thinks this is how threesomes happen.
Guys, this cat was a service animal. Which of you monsters has been hiding him for six months?
One reason this doesn’t already exist in Toronto is that City inspectors would probably shut anything like it down within a couple weeks of opening day. Make sure the laser manufacturer has a good return policy, guy.
Somewhere there’s a guy so brokenhearted over a split with his lady friend that he’s contemplating trying out another gender. This ad will be waiting for him.
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to [email protected].