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Declassified: Boston Crab on the Ugly Couch
In this edition of Declassified, wrestling moves and pastel upholstery go together like purity bears and pizza.
Not About Real Crustaceans
Neither here nor there, but a crab from Boston would be into that sort of thing.
Dog Coffin
What kind of dog comes shaped like that?
(Hat tip to reader Nick Benko!)
Entertain
After Eights are more than “mildly okay,” douchebag.
Laughably Ugly Pieces of Furniture
Those pillows aren’t so bad, though.
Unfortunately Effective
Unsurprising; ducks hate waiting ’til marriage.
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to [email protected].