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Declassified: Deal Makers, Deal Breakers
In this week’s Declassified, we see Torontonians driving some hard bargains, seeking good deals, and relying on the kindness of strangers.

Arthur Kobalewsky, is that you?

You know this is Craigslist, right?

Ah, now this is the real deal. Thanks for keeping us abreast.

Um, so, are you looking for a date or not? Because the entire time we’ve been sitting here, you just talked about yourself and complained about other women and that’s kind of like everything you don’t do while dating. Also, could you stop playing footsie with me? I’m a bit worried about getting splinters from your clogs.

Oats, man. Talk about getting saddled down.

The nonchalant air of this ad is almost whimsical.

Has this guy met Malga from Russia? We hear she’s not exactly boring.







