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Declassified: Lusty Rage Edition
In this week's Declassified, lots of extremely angry people.
Who is this mysterious woman with the hypno-nipple? Pray that she uses her power for good.
Laaaaadies, here’s your chance to be felt up by a stranger half a kilometre above the nearest escape route. Ladies?
If you can’t handle being shoved by angry people on the TTC then maybe buy yourself an e-bike? When people see you tooling around town on your shitty pseudo-scooter they won’t want to touch you for any reason. Problem solved.
In Craigslist hell, every connection is a missed connection, and all the metaphors are mixed.
Trusting your skin to some trembling internet weirdo is probably dangerous, so if you’re thinking of responding, for safety’s sake we recommend you arrange a three-way with this dude and another guy who is maybe a Band-Aid fetishist.
Jesus.
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch. Find listings we should include in our next edition? Email them to [email protected].