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Declassified: Female Talent
In today's Declassified: terrorists on alert and fun date ideas.


Re: “Please, no phone calls about this job!” Any top-notch counter-terrorism specialist who has seen enough episodes of “Nikita” would know that there are much better ways of getting in touch than placing a phone call, such as responding to a Craigslist ad with a random email address.

If you are posting an ad on Craigslist seeking a strip club–going companion, it is unlikely that you need help keeping the ladies away.

Really, no compensation? What happened to friends with benefits? Like, seriously, any benefits.

After getting that master’s degree in 19th-century Canadian lit, this is not what people had in mind when they asked you how such a talented female was making out.

Amen. The rent is too damn high.
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.
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