Bachelor Pad has its second-season debut with a three-hour premiere episode (wait, what?) as people ask themselves “wait, why does this show even exist?” But people love them some Bachelor and Bachelorette, and if you aren’t gonna see those people fall in love, you might as well see them play a half-assed version of Survivor, which is basically what Bachelor Pad is, except without the surviving or the “being an entertaining show” parts. This time around, the season’s big draw is that Jake “Airplane Pilot Bachelor” Pavelka is returning to compete, along with Vienna Girardi, the girl who won his season of The Bachelor and who dated Pavelka for almost two whole months before they broke up. Are you pumped for this? WE’RE SO GODDAMNED PUMPED! (City, 8 p.m.)