Declassified: Telepathy and Lysol
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Declassified: Telepathy and Lysol

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

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Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist.


This week, we declass the heck out of hypothetical brainwashers, oppressed Caucasians, U2 fanatics, and more. A little something for everyone!

Entertain Me

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This post was flagged for removal almost instantly. Rumour has it there’s some war on graffiti going down, but we don’t read the news.

Wash That Brain

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This person was just dumped. Wonder why?

Harry Connick Jr.’s Drapey Voice

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This is your uncle’s smooth jazz combo. In Craigslist form.

Oppressed Caucasian

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There’s not much to say here. No, son, you’re not getting a job this summer. And it’s because you shouldn’t.

Fanatical Fan

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Isn’t a “fanatical U2 fan” pretty much anyone who doesn’t think Bono is a total d-bag?

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