Declassified: Gangsta Claus and Stroller Sports

By Kelli Korducki

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.

Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist.

In this edition: Po-mo Christmas in May, novel things to do with Bugaboos, totally platonic porn parties, and even more!

Who are you trying to convince with that “nothing is wrong with it,” seller? Us, or your own tortured PNUT-riding soul?

Funny how she included the line about “stellar horn rimmed glasses.” You’d think that, it being a Layton party, that bit would have been implied.

This is a “strictly platonic” listing. In other words, this is a solicitation for a book club–type setup. Except, with porn.

Santa Claus, reinterpreted through the lens of American Gangster.

There exists a place where self-anointed “yummy mummies” wear Lululemon stretch pants and coordinate synchronized swim-like routines, on land, with their overpriced baby strollers. That place is Midtown, Toronto.
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