Declassified: MARCH MADNESS!!
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Declassified: MARCH MADNESS!!

A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.
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Welcome to the End of Civilization edition of Declassified, where your faith in humanity will be replaced by visions of crazed pet owners, face-palmingly chauvinistic car owners, and oh-so-much more.

Love Buffet

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Indoor waterfalls and MSG-laden gorgefests = suburban aphrodisiacs. You read it here first.

Camarobot

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Friends don’t let friends think they’re the Fonz. Let this be a lesson.

Locked to Rogers

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Note to seller: If you’re asking $30 for what Torontoist confirms is a 2003-vintage cellphone, *locked to Rogers* no less, you might want to consider being a little more flexible about pick-up arrangements. You also might want to evaluate your moral fibre.

Raw Dogs

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Psychopath.

March Madness!!

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Electric cattle prods may or may not have been involved in the making of this ad.

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