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Declassified: A Time for Pantyhose and the Biebs
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.
It takes all kinds to make the Internet go ’round… Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist
In this special mid-winter edition of Declassified: your cooped-up townsfolk geek out over hosiery, platonic naked hangouts, DIY tattoos, and MORE!
The Fever Hath Broken
According to Dr. Phil, shared humiliation is the foundation for most lasting relationships. Just kidding. No pop psychologist ever said that. But it might be true for these two, maybe?
A Good Listener
While we tend to avoid self-anointed gurus, $12 an hour is quite the bargain.
Hosiery Advocate
It’s nice to know that someone is deriving joy from a wardrobe staple that has been a thorn in the sides of most women for the better part of a century. Mad props. It won’t catch on, though.
Chilling in the Buff
Once a year, on the mystical afternoon of Groundhog Day, lonely nudists take to the internet with “strictly platonic” gestures of goodwill and friendship, and it isn’t weird at all.
“Pay for Tuition and Dorm Fees”
Some students make a little cash on the side by working thankless retail jobs or serving double-doubles. Others, by spreading Hep C.