Extra, Extra: Don’t Date Stayfree; Don’t Miss Eye‘s Rob Ford Feature; and Don’t Lose the Wig, David Peterson

By David Topping

Every weekday’s end, Extra, Extra collects just about everything you ought to care about or ought not miss.

• “‘A Date with Stayfree,’” the description of a new ad campaign reads, “gives women their very special chance to go on a ‘virtual date’ with three of the most perfect and sexiest bachelors we could find, who want nothing more than for her to be happy—no matter what time of the month it may be.” The spots are even more horrible than you could imagine.
• Two must-read features elsewhere today: Leah McLaren’s Toronto Life profile of Michael Bryant is online now, and Eye‘s Ed Keenan looks at what would actually happen to Toronto when—when—Rob Ford is our mayor.
• Sarah Thomson’s leading at least one poll: the one in Mayor Munch. Accordingly, her team sent out a press release full of gaming puns. (“There is a resident evil at city hall, you don’t need a goldeneye to see it.”)
• The CN Tower made a very special guest appearance on Lamebook, the popular site collecting the very worst of Facebook.
• And here is former Ontario premier David Peterson in a pink wig.

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