A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff on the internet, and ground zero for commercial e-weirdness is Craigslist. In Declassified, Torontoist combs over our city’s listings to find the best (and worst) of the bunch.
Illustration by Roxanne Ignatius/Torontoist.
In this edition of Declassified: three wise men, sexy burrito eaters, and a cat meets its untimely demise.
No Wise Friends?
We can’t help but wonder if, instead of trying to sell us barely identifiable religious statues, this ad is actually setting out to make us reconsider the company we keep under the clever guise of holiday kitsch. Very tricky, indeed.
Bill Murray Hates Harbord Hipsters
Dear hipsters on Harbord: stop picking on cartoon Bill Murray. Yours in enforcement, Torontoist. (Thanks to reader Rachel Lissner for the discovery!)
A.C. Slater Seeks Generic Toronto 20-Something
The besotted young lad who wrote this is probably an ex-high school wrestler, as he used the word “singlet” to describe an article of clothing most would call a leotard. We wish him the best of luck on his quest to getting pinned (get it?!).
She Wheres the Crazy Eyes
WE DIDN’T REALIZE BURITO BOYZZZ HAS HALIBUT BURRITOS BUT NOW WE ARE SOO THERE!!!!!
Skilled in the Delicate Art of Pranking
Remember that kid in grade two who always had a red Kool-Aid moustache and a runny nose? Behold: his future.
At Least it Missed the First Set of Wheels?
This is just sad.