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The World’s Smallest Naval Blockade
We can only hope that these sanctions succeed where the concerted efforts of the United Nations have so often failed. Still, we wonder what this poor baby grand piano did to deserve such harsh treatment. Shoppers in the Bay’s Yonge & Bloor store seem to be respecting the sanctions—sternly enforced by a half-dozen stanchions—but it’s only a matter of time before some ne’er-do-well tries to slip a tuning fork or music book past the blockade.
Also, this is where we would normally insert some kind of snide remark about the folly of relying on spell checkers, especially if you’re going to highlight your error in bold.
Photos by Val Dodge.