What Jesus Wouldn't Do
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What Jesus Wouldn’t Do

Kenny Hotz of Kenny vs. Spenny pisses people off like it’s his job. Well, actually, it is his job. He’s seen downtown scantily clad more often than not. He’s known to hit on much, much older women. He’s fed his best friend acid while he had an octopus on his head. And yesterday he went for the biggest-hitting blow in the books, advertising his asshole ways to the masses―with mile-high blasphemy in the sky.
Yesterday around noon, Kenny hired a plane and flew a banner across the Toronto harbour, with a simple but potent two-word message―”JESUS SUCKS.” As the Post reported yesterday, Kenny pulled his signature sneaky tricks with the plane company to get his message out, using the common Spanish name Jesús as the cover. His cover never blew, but his message surely did (at least in the wind)―and it might the blow the tops off a few religious groups. But that’s the point, after all. This week’s episode from season five of a show that’s about as addictive as five-cent candy is entitled, appropriately, “Who Can Piss Off the Most People?” Oh, and for the record, Kenny doesn’t actually think Jesus sucks. He’s just doing his job.
Photos courtesy of Kenny vs. Spenny/Breakthrough Films & Television in association with Blueprint Entertainment and Showcase Television.