Disappearance of the Killer Tomatoes, Hampton Bows Out, and Bloor Street Gets Arboreal

Many fast-food chains and grocery stores are reintroducing tomatoes to their menus after the American tomato salmonella outbreak last week. Officials for the stores said that they waited until everybody had forgotten about the salmonella thing before bringing back the tomatoes, and that in future they hope to make us forget about bad things faster. … Continue reading Disappearance of the Killer Tomatoes, Hampton Bows Out, and Bloor Street Gets Arboreal