Streeter Will Not Be Back
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Streeter Will Not Be Back

streeter_graphic4.jpg The men’s washrooms at the Fox Theatre, after a kickass screening of The Terminator. A nerdy guy in his late thirties is trying to strike up a conversation with the middle-aged man using the urinal next to his.
Nerdy Guy: You know that part when the human comes in?
Middle-Aged Man: Which human?
Nerdy Guy: The guy, Kyle Reese. A stuntman had to fall six metres onto the concrete.
Middle-Aged Man: (wondering where this is going) Uh-huh?
Nerdy Guy: He had to fall, he had to actually do it.
Middle-Aged Man: Okay.
The Middle-Aged Man quickly zips himself up and darts for the sink.