It's Snowing Again, Democratic Debate Very Nice, And Somebody's Gettin' Themselves A Free Baby
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It’s Snowing Again, Democratic Debate Very Nice, And Somebody’s Gettin’ Themselves A Free Baby

snownight.jpgHey, did you know it’s snowing? School buses have already been cancelled for today, meaning that children will romp and play in the streets and sabotage snowplow drivers and Chevy Chase will duel with a rival meteorologist for some reason and the mayor will declare it to be the “funnest day ever.”
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have a nice, pleasant debate about minute policy issues. The debate was thus about as interesting as watching paint dry, even with frequent cutaways to all the Hollywood stars (Rob Reiner! Diane Keaton! Stevie Wonder! Ugly Betty! The Nanny, for crissake!) who paid a thousand dollars each to be seen looking politically involved watch the debate in person.
Confirmed: Canadians holding 18-20 detainees at Kandahar base. In response, Stephen Harper did his absolute best Sergeant Schultz impersonation, then turned around and exited the room very quickly.
Authorities still have no ID on that baby they found a couple days ago. The upside of this? Somebody’s getting themselves a free baby sooner or later! And it’s a pretty fresh baby too! Still has that new-baby smell and everything. (Okay, so it’s horrible. Come on, the baby has enough problems without us all laying an unintentional guilt trip on the baby for being involved in a high-profile abandonment.)
Conrad Black’s request to remain free on bail pending his appeal shot down. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Also, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Also, fuck Conrad Black.
Finally, the Hurricanes beat the Leafs last night.
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