Subways More Expensive Here, So Are Mobile Phones, And So Will Be Space Travel
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Subways More Expensive Here, So Are Mobile Phones, And So Will Be Space Travel

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TTC subways twice as costly to build as Madrid’s. And they got tapas while they were building it.
Rogers increases their fake “system access” fee. Torontoist has learned that this is only the first in a proposed system of additional fees, including an “energy cost of making your phone ring louder” fee, a “remembering that you’re paying for additional services” fee, and the obviously necessary “keeping track of all the fees you owe us” fee.
Toronto officials issue public alert for rabies. It went something like, “Holy shit! Rabies! Holy fucking shit, can you believe it? Rabies!”
Rebel groups sign peace treaty with Democratic Republic of Congo. Experts project that with luck, the treaty may result in as much as a three percent decrease in internecine warfare over the next six months.
Virgin Galactic unveils the design of their sub-orbital pleasure spacecraft. HEY KIDS! Have fun ranking this on a scale of energy waste from one through ten, where one is “shoes that light up” and ten is “those trucks with the billboards on them.”
And apparently firing John Ferguson was good mojo, because the Leafs beat the Capitals.
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