Are you getting geared up for the season finale of The Hills on Monday? If so, continue reading. If not, we don’t need another lecture about how the show is quasi-scripted—tell it to your boring friends.
The last few weeks have surprised loyal viewers with some major plot twists: Audrina finally dumped Justin Bobby, Lauren wants to make a boyfriend out of notorious man-whore Brody Jenner, Spencer’s sister has turned cat-fighting into the official sport of Le Deux nightclub, and Heidi and Spencer’s impending marriage is looking less likely to happen with each passing episode.
But hold up! Last week’s episode took place around Hallowe’en, as Lauren and Audrina hosted a house party so weak that even Brody and Frankie Delgado didn’t stick around. The episode closed with another door-slamming fight at the Speidi residence, followed by a promo clip for the finale that seemed to imply that Heidi is going back to her family in AffluentMountainTown, Colorado. However, a video from TMZ places the couple in Santa Monica on November 16, looking happy and very much together. Another case of dramatic shenanigans on the part of the producers? Oh, probably. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t make for some damn fine television.
Sadly, we didn’t win the MTV contest to fly to LA and watch the finale with The Hills Afterparty hosts Dan Levy and Jessi Cruikshank. But Teranga (159 Augusta Avenue) is hosting a Hills finale party with no cover at 9:00 p.m. so everyone can sip fancy drinks and shout “Oh no she didn’t!” in unison. We’ll see you there.
Photo by krapistan, edits by Karen Whaley.