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Harper Gets Told, Maple Leafs Get Bold, Queen Gets Cold Shoulder
A UN Envoy is calling Canada a climate hypocrite. Harper, in return, stomped his feet and said he was going to throw a party and only invite the people who didn’t call him names.
The Queen is upset with Canada because she wasn’t invited to Quebec City’s 400th birthday bash. The Queen then stuck her tongue out at Harper, and he told her to blame the UN.
The OPP spent money meant for the sex offender registry “elsewhere.” We’re not sure what exactly they spent the money on, but we’ll bet it was on a huge party.
The Maple Leafs slaughtered the Lightning. Hell, if they keep this up, we’ll throw a party. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE IN, KEEP WINNING!
Thought for the day: Wouldn’t it be neat if they put Robert Pickton, Conrad Black, and Michael Vick in the same cell? Now that would be a party.
Photo by asylem from the Torontoist Flickr Pool.