Top Cop Says Less Cops Bad Idea, Fish Heads Are Deadly Weapons, And Hooray For People Named "Singh"
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Top Cop Says Less Cops Bad Idea, Fish Heads Are Deadly Weapons, And Hooray For People Named “Singh”

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Toronto police chief says it’s not right to scare the public by suggesting spending cuts to the police force. Also, the garbage commissioner says it’s not right to scare the public by suggesting spending cuts to public sanitation and the head of Parks and Rec says it’s not right to scare the public by suggesting spending cuts to public lawnmowing.
Cast finalized for Dirty Dancing, the musical. Very soon, Torontonians will thrill to performances of songs like “In The Catskills,” “Go Back To Your Playpen,” and “She’s Seventeen (Does That Make It Statutory).”
Canadian plant food made from fish heads stopped at U.S. border because it’s “a threat to homeland security.” The terrorists want green and leafy plants! It’s part of their master plan!
If your name is Singh or Kaur, now you can immigrate to Canada. Okay, does it blow anybody else’s mind that people named Singh were previously non-qualified to immigrate here? Because it totally blows Torontoist’s mind.
Apparently, Aileen Siu has resigned. Now, please let this story be over.
And the Jays shellacked the Twins last night 13-1.
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