The Project Kryptic Raids, Stolen Chocolate, Fire The Leafs, Who Would Harry Shag In Toronto...And Where?
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The Project Kryptic Raids, Stolen Chocolate, Fire The Leafs, Who Would Harry Shag In Toronto…And Where?


I love the smell of police raid in the morning. Toronto Vice arrested 60 people in the Jane and Finch area this morning in a raid called Project Kryptic. They seized “30 kilos of cocaine, hash oil and marijuana with an estimated street value of $1 million” from the Driftwood Crips. That’s actually pretty badass.
Hey, buddy…we’re not mad that you stole the Hershey bars, we’re just concerned that they may be contaminated with salmonella. Two Toronto men have been charged with theft after taking 8 skids of tainted chocolate from a truck headed for the dump.
Paralympian Jeff Adams tested positive for cocaine at a wheelchair race in Ottawa, and claims that a mysterious woman forced cocaine into his mouth at the now defunct Vatikan bar on Queen West in May 2006. Does that sound probable?
The Star‘s Damien Cox to the Leafs: Fire Mats Sundin, John Ferguson, Paul Maurice and Andrew Raycroft if the team misses playoffs again this year.
“Harry didn’t once mention Iraq or Afghanistan. It couldn’t have been further from his thoughts. The only thing on his mind was whether or not I was wearing underwear.” A Calgary nightclub “skank” spills the beans on snogging Prince Harry. He’s in Medicine Hat training with the army.
Pepsi Ice Cucumber debuts in Japan. In related news, Japan rules.
Photo by marty pinker in the Torontoist Flickr Pool.

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