Overheard this afternoon on the bus. The TTC driver, while in traffic, is in conversation with a fellow driver. An accident has occurred outside of Downsview station.
Driver: Did you see that? The car was almost ripped in half! He must have had a heart attack…
Fellow Driver: Maybe he was on his cell phone.
Driver: By the way, can you hear my latest entertainment device? They’re getting really strict about this stuff. It’s top of the line. (Pulls out earpiece and shows fellow driver.)