You may be aware that there are no plans to release the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters in Canada, as reported by The Toronto Star, Dose, Twitch Film, and, of course, us, in our film column last week. If, like us, you’re saddened by such news, there’s not much you can do to make yourself feel better about it, other than, I suppose, continuing to watch it on The Detour on Teletoon (10:15 p.m. weeknights) or… winning some excellent Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie swag?
Yes, courtesy of the very people who are denying you the right to see the film (or, well, their promotion team, who didn’t make the decision, or anything) we are offering one grand prize pack including:
A Meatwad beach ball, stickers, the movie poster, post cards, Meatwad socks, and a CD sampler, plus: two utterly worthless passes for the movie! Yes, that’s right: two passes to a film you can’t see because it’s not being released. (If it ever is released, they’ll still be worthless, by the way. But at least the film would get released, right?) So, on with our question:
Now, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters is a very straightforward film title. Incredibly so (even if you consider the named punctuation.) It’s the ideal film for Aqua Teen Hunger Force fans, and says it exactly so on the tin. So, to win the Aqua Teen Hunger Force swag, we want you to come up with the ultimate self explanatory film title for the ultimate film.
Which can be anything. You love seeing things explode? Things Exploding: Things Explode! might be a good title for the film. (That’s one, just as a freebie.) The best one is probably going to be the one that amuses us the most. So go for it! The contest ends on April 13th, which is the release date of the movie. In the United States, not here, because it’s not being released here, natch.
The contest is now closed. The winner is to be announced soon! Thanks to everyone who entered.