Overheard by reader Adam in a store at Bathurst and St. Clair. A kid has apparently just soiled his trousers. He has relied on empirical evidence for his mother to figure this out.
Mom: Have you…Awww…Why didn’t you tell me?
Kid: (Shrugs shoulders) It was too late.
Mom: (Looks wistfully into the street): It’s never too late.