So you wake up, make a cup of coffee, go outside to grab the newspaper in your PJs and suddenly notice that your regular copy of The Globe and Mail has been replaced with a more different copy of The Globe and Mail. One with ugly black divider bars scattered across the front page and at least a couple inches lost from the broadsheet. You notice an alarming increase of sans serif fonts. Is life ever the same after a redesign?
Breaking news: Boris Yeltsin is dead.
One TTC worker is dead and two more are injured after an accident in the subway tunnel near Eglinton station. All subway service between York Mills and Eglinton has been cut for now.
“Freaking” or “grinding” has been banned from school dances. I’m outraged. In the words of Gandhi, “I like my humping like I like my martinis…dry.”