Where to begin? Tracing his life story to this point requires little more than listing nouns. Mickey Mouse Club. Britney Spears. *NSYNC. Justified. Wardrobe Malfunction. SexyBack. Dick in a Box. Timberlake is the epitome of a guilty pleasure, someone who is intensely hard to dislike, try as some might. No-one in recent memory has drawn more comparisons to Michael Jackson, been as successful post-boy-band, or created catchier pop songs (dude’s even Pitchfork-approved). Suffice to say, the man has a lot of fans.
Though Timberlake last appeared in Toronto recently, on January 31, he’s making a repeat visit to the Air Canada Centre this summer, on August 20. According to the press release, the next show will feature “Up-close and personal Justin Timberlake accompanied by a 14-piece band and back up dancers performs in the round and creates the ultimate 360º multi-media viewing experience.” We don’t even know what any of that means, but it sounds godammed incredible.
Tickets for the August 20 show cost anywhere from $64.25 to $124.00, but for some magnificent reason, AEG Live has decided to give Torontoist two pairs of tickets to give away to our readers.
To win, just enter your name, e-mail address, and a body part and noun in the appropriate boxes in the form below—we’re looking for the best alternate version of “Dick in a Box.” The winners will be randomly-selected from the pool of entrants, but we’ll publish the best submissions along with the winners’ names next weekend just because.
The contest closes a week from today, on April 22. Good luck!
The contest is now closed. Thank you for entering!
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