Howard Moscoe to jerks: “Hey, stop abusing disabled parking permits!”
Bill Gates and Stephen Harper have pledged millions of moolah to the Canadian HIV Vaccine Initiative. Polls suggest the Conservatives have taken the lead in public popularity, but Harper claims he’s in no rush for an election.
Today in City Hall: a $6.2 million renovation is rejected and nobody wants to sit nicely for the class photo.
Fiddler extraordinaire and Toronto resident Ashley MacIsaac got married to Andrew Stokes onstage at the ECMA’s Cape Breton Rocks show. Apparently he’s also running for Federal Leadership of the Liberal Party?
3 NBA players have been cleared of all charges after assaulting a male exotic dancer outside of For Your Eyes Only in 2003. Because it’s okay to beat up strippers, especially if you’re in pro sports.
Where have all the coaches gone? OFSAA reports that the number of sports coaches in Ontario high schools is in steady decline.
The body of a 70-year-old Long Island man was found in front of his television, mummified! Nobody noticed he was dead for a whole year! The low humidity preserved his corpse! Creepy!
Headline of the Month: “Sumatran rhino takes Indonesian sex tour” from the Toronto Star. Not even the Sun could trump that.
Photo courtesy of Letincelle&Soseau.