Streeter: Fried Edition

By David Topping

Reader Emily R heard this going west on the Bloor Subway line, around Christie Station, last Saturday.
Aunt: So, we’re gonna go see your dad then?
5 or 6-year-old girl: Yeah. He used to have a girlfriend, but not any more, `cause she did pots.
Every Passenger within Earshot: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
Quoth Emily R to us: “I wonder if the girlfriend also does pans?”