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Ice Breaks, Homeless Wait, Cons Escape
Some residents of the Beach have threatened a legal injunction to stop a local church from housing 12 homeless people one night a week. Merry Christmas to you too, folks…
Investigators say that the fire which destroyed Sassafraz restaurant in Yorkville was a caused by a cooking accident. Local sushi restaurant owners are nodding smugly.
The Globe and Mail reports that some 850 wanted criminals are at large in Canada, having either escaped from prison or just failed to report to their parole officer. That guy in the next apartment, who always seems so friendly? He could be a murderer. Seriously. I’d call the cops if I were you.
The gigantic Ayles ice shelf in the Canadian Arctic has broken off, causing consternation among climate scientists and disinterested yawns in the larger population. Apparently it happened in August 2005, but researchers only figured it out yesterday.
Photo from whispered annunciation from the Torontoist Flickr Pool.