When Torontoist hit up perezhilton.com this morning to check for updates on Britney’s hoo-ha, we were struck by a sense of familiarity over Perez’s new line of merchandise. If you’ll remember, we did an interview with the Gossip Gangsta back in September, accompanied by a graphic of Perezzle as a saint that we made.
We knew Hilton was a fan—he did ask us to make a version for t-shirts (and to pay for it)—but we never heard much more from him and we didn’t bother. Though we like the idea of turning the graphic into a chulo tattoo, the last one there is a bit shiteous. It also seems like San Perez has been downgraded to Cardinal Lavandeira and looks a bit, um, “special” unlike our original image’s unintentional resemblance to Adam Carolla.